Would you consider joining a cult if you got spiffy sneakers?

33.3%
my mommy won't let me
21.7%
depends on the shoes
18.3%
sign me up
13.3%
depends on the cult
13.3%
been there, done that

Total Votes: 60


I drink sprite because...

 50.0%
I'm wiggedy whack.
 22.4%
I enjoy all the teeth rot with none of the caffeine.
 14.5%
I'm different, just like everybody else.
 13.2%
I'm obeying my thirst for a carbonated citrus soda.

Total Votes: 76




Who would you rather have eliminated from the Internet?

 27.2%
Junk e-mail solicitors
 21.8%
America Online, Prodigy, CompuServe, and Microsoft Network users
 19.9%
Sex fiends
 16.8%
Wannabe l33t k-r4d hackers
 14.3%
People who use no punctuation or ALL CAPS

Total Votes: 692




What do you think of the new US $20 bill?

 37.9%
It looks funny
 26.4%
It's just as worthless as the old money
 19.1%
What new money?
 16.6%
It smells funny

Total Votes: 936




This year I've been ..

 62.4%
Naughty & Nice
 25.4%
Naughty
 12.3%
Nice

Total Votes: 840




I swear officer, I had no idea ..

 38.3%
she was 16.
 32.0%
I was doing 120 in a 30.
 29.7%
crack is illegal.

Total Votes: 2,270




What trendy vehicles of the decade annoy you most?

 31.3%
Mini-Vans
 27.4%
Neons
 27.2%
Sport Utility Vehicles
 14.0%
Saturns

Total Votes: 7,231

[Do you ever think?]


When does the new millennium begin?

 56.6%
2001: the first year was 1, not 0
 23.2%
Whose calendar are we using anyway?
 10.9%
The Gregorian calendar is off by years, where have you been?
 9.2%
2000: the media say so

Total Votes: 21,821

[Do you ever think?]


Can you see the Milky Way from where you live?

 46.2%
I have no idea
 28.7%
Sure, all the time
 13.1%
Occasionally
 12.1%
Never, too much light pollution

Total Votes: 33,183